BREAKING NEWS: 20-point "peace" plan unlocks prime Mediterranean coastline, 365 square kilometers. Current market value: zero. Projected value after full "relocation": $300 billion. Early investors save $500 million per percentage point of population transfer. Illegal settlement veteran Finance Minister Smotrich confirms: "Demolition phase complete. Real-estate bonanza ahead." Distressed property expert DJ Trump sees "big real estate" to "personally own and develop."
Professional management by Tony Blair Institute, leveraging world-class “humanitarian intervention” expertise refined in Iraq. Governing board features Apollo Global’s Marc Rowan, former UN's Sigrid Kaag, Egyptian billionaire Naguib Sawiris, and Abraham Accords designer Aryeh Lightstone. Private equity, diplomatic cover, Gulf billions, legitimation machinery—the finest of frontier capitalism working together to maximise your ROI. Zero Palestinians ensures decision efficiency.
Pick your plot: The Trump Riviera—cleansed coastline perfected by artificial islands where the tide erases memory. MBS Highway and MBZ Boulevard, unburdened by residential homes, bring convenient seafront access to premium parcels. The Elon Musk Smart Manufacturing Zone converts rubble into automated export infrastructure. Futureproof. Frictionless. Fully monetised.
Unbeatable location: New Gaza will be the vital node of an India-Middle East-Europe Economic Corridor, channeling capital and commodities from Neom to the sea. “Miracle city” status undermined by Special Economic Zone privileges, guaranteeing “maximum security, minimum democracy”.
Workforce optimization all-inclusive: Forget universities, we build for market skills. Survivors repurposed as docile labor for logistics, construction, and service. Dissent, resistance, and political memory erased by biometric sorting and digital compliance. Human capital, strictly non-political, completes the new economy.
Streamlined acquisition process: Our Property Rights Preservation Unit oversees “voluntary” exits, instantly transforming absence into collateral. The Board of Peace guarantees that national claims and local presence no longer complicate transactions. Former owners required only for signature—voluntary, of course.
No risk: TBI’s "GREAT" governance provides four levels of insurance against democracy or claims. Oversight is managed through a “temporary transitional technocratic apolitical committee". “Hamas-free humanitarian transition zones” ensure final population logistics, securing seamless redevelopment and pacification.
Beautiful returns: With 2.3m clearances underway, Gaza Riviera will be the benchmark of neocolonial disaster capitalism—when genocide and development merge for optimal yield, disposable populations are fully leveraged for capital accumulation. If not a Nobel Prize for Peace, surely one for Economics!
Secure your investment now—while clearance pricing lasts!
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